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Bin welly BZ risenlee, got lod of werks. Pleshuh welly big.

1 plojat i is do, is the desig plojat. like that 1. call wat, ah - tlansfomer.
Thats mean, ah from 1 ploduck can chane into 1 mor ploduck la! Also can, is like 1 animal chane to ploduck or vejetaber, so , mine is seehor chane gahden hos.
see the seehor

den seehor chane to the hos la

That day i go Bra Brazar there, got 1 booksop. Busrhreer or wat la. got 1 toy welly kiut la. never see b4. This the side of box.

That day i buy brekfas for my family. They is like penut brad.

Elly body say well nice.

Sometime , i kno. i engris not welly good. But cher say , ai pia then ok la. so i art got pia la. my bu say, u onli kno tau sa pia. hur hur. plesent 2 u. my art.

The And.

Komens: The above text was inspired by a bakery in AMK (angmokio) which i visited recently. My favourite sign was the penut bun, followed by another which was PUMKIM bread. Amidst my guffaws i tried to take both photos. However, as i was finishing off the PUMPKIM shot when the baker ah beng started making noise, worried i might spy on his trade secret. Although the secret (or not anymore) was his choice of interesting names for his creations, a la Bread Talk. Anyway, so i had to run out of the shop and pretend i didn't take no photos. Crap. Also, that isn't really a piece of art. Not intentionally anyway. i was painting squares ... and i guess the best things come when u least expect it. So. Any bidders?